Thrystan

Cica mii de tineri isi pastreaza fecioria pana la casatorie… sau dupa cum zice site-ul asta de uber crestini FECIOARIA. Subiectul abordat este deja penal si fumat. Iti distruge neuronii blabla, crestinii se vaita in commenturi epice si unii trolleaza fin… dar ASTA e faza epica:

Daca nu stii unde ti-e fecioria sau nu stii ce sa pastrezi, iata cateva indicii:

1) Verifica sub pat. Studiile au aratat ca 99% dintre crestini si-au pierdut fecioria sub pat. Altii o tineau pe noptiera… deci tot langa pat.

2) Pune afis cu fecioria in avizierul blocului si scolii. Cineva trebuie sa iti fi vazut fecioria pierduta, iar daca ti-o aduce inapoi, o poti pastra pana la casatorie

3) Poate fecioria era acoperita de un strat de piele. Daca e asa, da-ti pierce in el,  sa acoperi fecioria precum coiful de metal capul Ioanei D’Arc.

4) Daca ai pastrat fecioria pana acum, dar iti este frica ca o vei pierde, nimic mai simplu. Nu dormi si nu te spala… fecioria va ramane cu tine pe veci.

PS: Astia de pe site-ul ortodox scriu in comentarii Admin cu A mare… de parca e un nume… Epic?

Deci nu inteleg… Am vazut meciul de aseara cu Bosnia si parca juca Brazilia cu Botswana, Romania fiind natia africana evident. Ce cauta un jucator fara echipa de club la nationala? George Florescu e fiul cuiva? E amantul gay al lui Razvan Lucescu? Il are la mana cu ceva? Stiu ca amandoi poarta cercel in dreapta si iata si cum au deCURs antrenamentele inainte de meci…

If you die in your sleep
Taking a pill to fall
Deeper into the slip
Of the curvacious demon within…

If you take a pill to sleep
A pill to cry, a pill to wake…
If you take it without water
If you take it to fuck…

But we’re never on the same meds
Our prescription’s expired
My medicine has gone bad
And I feel so tired…

As my daily dose is taking me
To places you can dream of
As my wings are being set free
I take my pill and then I die…

You are the best of the billions of spermheads floating in yer mum… And still they call you the scum of the world. The difference between cum and scum is only a mere bunch of years, that pass, as you learn and perfect the scum ability… and then you cum. The scum cums… that’s something you don’t hear very often and yet you do, we all do.

People are cuming right now as we speak, while others are born from a cum accident… Is everyone scuming right now? And when the scum is a piece of shite… boy I don’t even want to think when the cum is a piece of shite… Death may sometimes bring erection, but does it bring cum? Does it let the scum in you continue to breathe?

Have you ever had cum on your scumbag hands? Did you wipe them clean? Hated the smell, threw away the napkins, wash thy hands, flushed the toilet… Looked in the mirror, saw a scum. Saw us cum. They say the most powerful magic spells are written in semen… Some hindu branch said that it takes 12 drops of blood to make marrow and 12 drops of marrow to make semen… I wonder if it takes 12 drops of cum to make a scum….